F-issues

Me and Dan sitting in the living room, a long long silence.... about 20 minutes of silence, and then:

Drew: "I need a job."

Dan: "I don't know how to carry fish."

...silence.

What The Fawcett?!

Dan: Can you hear a tap?

Drew: The tap.

Dan: the tap tap tap

Drew: the tap!

Dan: tap tap tap tap tap

Drew: THE TAP!

Thought for the day...

If you built a massive massive wall, like, halfway around the world... would it fuck up the wind?

Multi-Banging

'Multi-Banging' is a term invented by Dan this evening, and is in reference to Aragorn, Eowyn and that other woman in the Lord of the Rings.

Used in context; Arogorn is 'Multi-Banging'.

And Liv Tyler... I still wouldn't. Not even as an Elf.

So... just like sex then?

Dan holds out a bag of pick & mix sweets offering them to me...

"Try those ones, they are amazing... like sex on legs... but without the legs."

Clearly not a drummer.

Drew: "Do you think this track needs drums?"

Long pause

Dan: "Are you going to play them?"

Sunday TV

Drew - "Are you watching this?"

Dan - "No. You can change the channel, if you want, it was either this or 'Snakes On A Plane'"

Drew - "OH COME ON! I'd rather be watching 'Snakes On A Plane' than manky cocks!"