'Multi-Banging' is a term invented by Dan this evening, and is in reference to Aragorn, Eowyn and that other woman in the Lord of th...

Dan holds out a bag of pick & mix sweets offering them to me... "Try those ones, they are amazing... like sex on legs... but withou...

Drew : "Do you think this track needs drums?" Long pause Dan : "Are you going to play them?"

Drew - "Are you watching this?" Dan - "No. You can change the channel, if you want, it was either this or 'Snakes On A ...

I had to clean the cheese grater today. Now how the absolute fuck do you clean these things?! If you use a sponge, you lose half of the spon...

The other day me and Dan were walking down the street, and we ended up walking behind a guy that had some magical ability to walk with his j...

So this weekend I've taken it upon myself to lock myself away from the outside world, phone off, no incoming calls, only texts and mails...