Me and Dan sitting in the living room, a long long silence.... about 20 minutes of silence, and then: Drew: "I need a job." Dan: ...

Dan: Can you hear a tap? Drew: The tap. Dan: the tap tap tap Drew: the tap! Dan: tap tap tap tap tap Drew: THE TAP!

If you built a massive massive wall, like, halfway around the world... would it fuck up the wind?

'Multi-Banging' is a term invented by Dan this evening, and is in reference to Aragorn, Eowyn and that other woman in the Lord of th...

Dan holds out a bag of pick & mix sweets offering them to me... "Try those ones, they are amazing... like sex on legs... but withou...

Drew : "Do you think this track needs drums?" Long pause Dan : "Are you going to play them?"

Drew - "Are you watching this?" Dan - "No. You can change the channel, if you want, it was either this or 'Snakes On A ...