Cleaning a cheese grater...

I had to clean the cheese grater today. Now how the absolute fuck do you clean these things?! If you use a sponge, you lose half of the sponge to the grates - you can also lose your fingers if you're not careful.

So how are you meant to clean a cheese grater? Does anybody ever actually use the weird shaped grates, the ones that stick out, as in, not the actual big or little sized gratey holes...? Is there really any need for it to be there?

Tried writing some songs today too (not about cheese graters) and couldn't get anything out. I feel rubbish, headachey and grumpy now.

Hanging out... a question about pants.

The other day me and Dan were walking down the street, and we ended up walking behind a guy that had some magical ability to walk with his jeans somehow levitating around thigh level and his pants fully on display.

Now don't get me wrong, I think it's cool to look cool - if you can pull it off... which I unfortunately can't.

I can't even pull off any legitimate attempt at fashion, style, or looking cool, and I have never been able to.

But some people can.

I just don't understand the whole thing about why you would want to show the world your underwear!

I mean, I could possibly understand if the person had some kind of incredible underwear, like, a comic book, or one of those magic eye things (although that could end up in getting a beating from staring closely at someones crotchal area) but you get my point?

Maybe it's some kind of cheap airing technique... I know I for one hate going out wearing wet clothes.

Hmm. I think this one will remain a mystery.