Invisible magical powers...

Today me and Dan were standing in the kitchen, I was ironing my shirt and Dan was making tea, we're in full conversation.

A few miuntes later Dan walks off with his cup of tea.

"Where's mine?" I ask, "Oh I didn't know you were there, sorry!".

F-issues

Me and Dan sitting in the living room, a long long silence.... about 20 minutes of silence, and then:

Drew: "I need a job."

Dan: "I don't know how to carry fish."

...silence.

What The Fawcett?!

Dan: Can you hear a tap?

Drew: The tap.

Dan: the tap tap tap

Drew: the tap!

Dan: tap tap tap tap tap

Drew: THE TAP!

Thought for the day...

If you built a massive massive wall, like, halfway around the world... would it fuck up the wind?

Multi-Banging

'Multi-Banging' is a term invented by Dan this evening, and is in reference to Aragorn, Eowyn and that other woman in the Lord of the Rings.

Used in context; Arogorn is 'Multi-Banging'.

And Liv Tyler... I still wouldn't. Not even as an Elf.

So... just like sex then?

Dan holds out a bag of pick & mix sweets offering them to me...

"Try those ones, they are amazing... like sex on legs... but without the legs."

Clearly not a drummer.

Drew: "Do you think this track needs drums?"

Long pause

Dan: "Are you going to play them?"