What The Fawcett?!

Dan: Can you hear a tap?

Drew: The tap.

Dan: the tap tap tap

Drew: the tap!

Dan: tap tap tap tap tap

Drew: THE TAP!

Thought for the day...

If you built a massive massive wall, like, halfway around the world... would it fuck up the wind?

Multi-Banging

'Multi-Banging' is a term invented by Dan this evening, and is in reference to Aragorn, Eowyn and that other woman in the Lord of the Rings.

Used in context; Arogorn is 'Multi-Banging'.

And Liv Tyler... I still wouldn't. Not even as an Elf.

So... just like sex then?

Dan holds out a bag of pick & mix sweets offering them to me...

"Try those ones, they are amazing... like sex on legs... but without the legs."

Clearly not a drummer.

Drew: "Do you think this track needs drums?"

Long pause

Dan: "Are you going to play them?"

Sunday TV

Drew - "Are you watching this?"

Dan - "No. You can change the channel, if you want, it was either this or 'Snakes On A Plane'"

Drew - "OH COME ON! I'd rather be watching 'Snakes On A Plane' than manky cocks!"

Cleaning a cheese grater...

I had to clean the cheese grater today. Now how the absolute fuck do you clean these things?! If you use a sponge, you lose half of the sponge to the grates - you can also lose your fingers if you're not careful.

So how are you meant to clean a cheese grater? Does anybody ever actually use the weird shaped grates, the ones that stick out, as in, not the actual big or little sized gratey holes...? Is there really any need for it to be there?

Tried writing some songs today too (not about cheese graters) and couldn't get anything out. I feel rubbish, headachey and grumpy now.